So this just happened. The forehead saga CONTINUES! (Because I know how much you care.)

So this just happened. The forehead saga CONTINUES! (Because I know how much you care.)

I would burn down a forest full of Ewoks for a chance to see my babe right now.

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

Did I just slice my forehead open with a size tag on a tank top? Yes. Yes I did.

Did I just slice my forehead open with a size tag on a tank top? Yes. Yes I did.