“You want two guys to take you, like, hard, and don’t be gentle with you?”
*sip* “yes”
LOVE NIGELLA
Nigella Lawson. I love this woman! I’ve been enamoured by her charm and simplicity since the first time I ever saw her show on Discovery’s Traveling and Living channel (now TLC). The way she talks about food, you’d think that all those marvelous ingredients she uses are her best friends!
I…
Now browsing my new cookbook. #NigellaLawson #Nigellissima
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaame
Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Joice, USA
Philadelphia, PA, USA
St. Paul, USA
Corpus Christi, USA
Manchester, England
Wesley Chapel, USA
Copenhagen, Denmark
Birmingham, England
Storm Lake, USA.
Jericho, New York, USA
Reading, PA, USA
Ottawa, ON, Canada
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.
are you my husband?
omg
Welcome to the Black Parade
good god,
Craigery.
Why don’t you love me?
(Source: spitsroastintime)
i’m going to the hairdresser and i think i’ll just ask like “whatever just try to make my face look less ugly okay”
whenever I go to the hairdresser I just gesture in the general direction of my head and say “make this do something appealing”