Hello. I'm Shelley Duvall.
It should be noted that the bench I have spent this entire day sitting on is located directly above a food court, so I’ve spent almost 7 hours being bombarded with the smells of food and baking and I am so hungry I could eat the anus of an IBS afflicted powerbottom for lunch.
This was just named the Worst Toy of 2013 and the Amazon reviews are pretty spectacular:
Oh, don’t misunderstand me. I agree with you. Usually the queens who rant about being fishy are the worrrrst. Trust me, ‘fishy’ is not what drag is about for me. I just used the fish reference because it made for an easy joke. The gist of my point is that these queens are looking a little busted…