“You want two guys to take you, like, hard, and don’t be gentle with you?”
Nigella Lawson. I love this woman! I’ve been enamoured by her charm and simplicity since the first time I ever saw her show on Discovery’s Traveling and Living channel (now TLC). The way she talks about food, you’d think that all those marvelous ingredients she uses are her best friends!
Now browsing my new cookbook. #NigellaLawson #Nigellissima
Due to high sulfur levels, inhabitants of the Izu Islands had to wear gas masks to survive. What results? Some of the scariest wedding photos ever.
are you my husband?
Welcome to the Black Parade
Why don’t you love me?
i’m going to the hairdresser and i think i’ll just ask like “whatever just try to make my face look less ugly okay”
whenever I go to the hairdresser I just gesture in the general direction of my head and say “make this do something appealing”